(a dialogue)

Question: "My friends in accounting and pre-med are being trained to perform specific tasks. If I major in English, what marketable skills will I learn?"

Answer: English majors and minors learn to

• read perceptively

• think critically

• write persuasively

• listen carefully

• speak clearly

• solve problems creatively.

Question: "That sounds nice on paper, but who would hire me?"

Answer: Graduates in English have limitless opportunities as

• editors at publishing houses

• writers for magazines & newspapers

• technical writers with diverse companies

• public relations strategists

• advertising & marketing experts

• web-site designers

• human resources specialists

• teachers & educators

Question: "I'm still listening. Why else would I want to major in English?

Answer: Rather than memorize the facts, you will experience the world of art, philosophy, history, and culture. Enjoy a stimulating intellectual life while working toward practical goals.

Question: "I'm almost convinced. Do I know any English majors?"

Answer: David Duchovny, Jodi Foster, Michael Eisner, Sting, Joe Paterno, Matt Damon, Sally Ride, Diane Sawyer, and Steven Spielberg are all English majors.

Questionless: "Sounds fun! See you there!"