Words Women Say
*Fine*
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
*Five Minutes*
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
*Nothing*
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
*Go Ahead*
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
*Loud Sigh*
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
*That's Okay*
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
*Thanks*
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say, "You're Welcome."