You Must Work For IT!
A hot-air balloonist had drifted off course. he saw a man on the ground and yelled "Excuse me can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes," the guy said. "You're in a balloon."
"You must work in I. T." the balloonist said.
"How did you know?" answered the guy.
"What you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."
"And you must work in management," the man on the ground retorted.
"Yup" replied the balloonist.
"Figures. You don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me t o help. And you're in the same position you were in before we met, but now it is my fault."